Flamboyant and flashy, you're

easily distracted by shiny things.
You're definitely a snazzy number,

and you usually catch everyone's

eye in the room.
And you've got the goods to back it

up your colorful image.
(Though too much of you gives people

a stomach ache!)

Very misunderstood, most people

just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise

and well accomplished beyond your

years.

You will be remembered for: starring

in your own TV show and saving the

town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why

I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it,

and I don't know why I'll do it again!"